The last time that M. told me he didn't want to sleep with me anymore, it was over IM and under the guise of proposing meeting for coffee instead of alcohol. I don't know who he thought he was fooling, but he's much less subtle than he thinks.
As a glutton for punishment, I did make him say explicitly that he suggested the completely shocking and unexpected (in the context of our relationship) activity of drinking beverages that don't include alcohol because... he didn't want to sleep with me again. Apparently I'm only resistible to him when he's sober, and maybe just barely.
This man is like a roller coaster for my ego. I can't believe he changed his mind about our sexual 'compatibility' three times. Either I'm not picky enough or he's way too picky. Also he kept telling me, 'don't bite! don't bite!' so I really should've known...
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I wish you would have known that you were going to stop seeing him and bitten him really hard the last time you slept together.
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